Hugh Laurie, you’re one of the finest medical professionals I’ve ever seen. The method you’re able to take a patient that provides with an infected toe, ask him if he’s ever before been to China, then send him to the OR for an emergency C-section is impressive. I’ve never seen such insight. And also your excitement for getting into individual’s houses advises me of me.
Don’t worry, I will not break into your house. I’ve got all the proof I require.
Your contaminated toe is your hair. Yet you do not require a C-Section. You require a medal. Excellent whitewash work my friend.
For many years The Society Of Follicularly Challenged Males have actually questioned you (we have a whole thread devoted to your hair– it’s called Hugh’s Doo’s). Deep concerns have actually been asked and till today have actually gone unanswered.
” Why is his hair often thick, often slim, in some cases almost non-existence?”
Well, Hugh Laurie, I appreciate your willingness and capability to play the game. However you see, I’m a very trained Forensic Hair Scientist (regarding I could tell, the just one on the planet). And I never lose at the video game of Hair Cover-Ups. I am also outstanding at Monopoly.
Words hair transplant, hair system, rogaine, propecia, laser light treatment, alien intervention, have actually all been tossed around. But I’m rather certain I understand just what you’re up to.
With the exact same stamina that propelled you to a no-holds-barred world-renown medical professional, you’ve become a master loss of hair concealer.
As well as you’ve obtained terrific hair for it. Grey hair has the tendency to look as well as actually grow denser. This has actually assisted your reason. Growing a beard once in a while, is a wonderful detractor from your head hair. A slight forward combing of your temple hair and a messy style brings about a remarkable impression of hair.
Nonetheless, you as well as I understand that there is no personal privacy for us stars. As well as you’ve been caught in the wind a couple of times, caught without coverup.
Truthfully, you possibly uncommitted. The majority of celebrities take a great deal of time getting their hair just perfect. I’ve climbed a few trees in my life, if you know exactly what I indicate.
As well as it’s clear for occasions as well as TELEVISION you have utilized DermMatch or Topik or a few other methods of hiding your hair loss. I don’t condemn you.
Yet I think it’s cool that you sometimes go out devoid of coverup. As well as why shouldn’t you? You’re one of one of the most achieved clinical detectives this side of the Rio Grande. You’ve gained it.
Hugh Laurie, this is your official invite to join the most unique secret culture north of Manassas.
The Society Of Follicularly Challenged Males cordially welcomes you to join the club. Subscription costs are based upon revenue. Please send me a look for $122,588.00.
I waiting to seeing you at our monthly conference. It’s kept in a little city just southern of Helsinki.